Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Rolled Poster | Funny Quote Poster

This rolled poster brings a dry, sarcastic laugh to any wall. Bold, black lettering reads “Beam Me Up — this place sucks,” a short, snappy line that lands like an inside joke with the universe. Printed on your choice of finely textured archival paper, satin semi-gloss, or low-reflective matte, the design stays sharp and vivid — a funny, low-effort way to shift the vibe of a studio, dorm room, or shared apartment. It’s sized and oriented to slip easily into frames or hang with clips, and ships rolled to avoid creases. Hang it above a cluttered desk, between concert tickets, or by the door to make visitors grin (or raise an eyebrow).

Product features
- Three paper options: Fine art (textured archival), Semi-glossy (bright white satin), or Matte (low-reflective)
- Giclée printing for bright, lasting color and sharp detail
- Available in multiple sizes and horizontal or vertical orientations
- Ships rolled to protect the print; ready for framing or clipping
- Age-restricted to adults; blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions
- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.