Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Spiral Notebook | Ruled Journal

This 6" x 8" ruled spiral notebook brings a sharp, sarcastic voice to everyday notes. The front cover reads “Beam me up — this place sucks,” a witty line that makes a statement before you even open it. With 118 ruled pages of 90gsm paper, each sheet takes pen and ink confidently, whether you’re sketching ideas, drafting to-do lists, or journaling quick rants. A metal spiral binding lets the notebook lie flat or fold back for easy one-handed writing, and a document pocket on the inside back cover keeps loose papers, receipts, or stickers secure. The sturdy 350gsm cover protects your pages while the dark grey back cover gives a low-key, modern finish. Compact and portable, it slips into bags or backpacks and surfaces when you need to capture a thought — sarcastic commentary included.

Product features
- 118 ruled pages (59 sheets) of 90gsm paper ideal for smooth writing
- Metal spiral binding for flat-lay writing and easy page removal
- Document pocket inside back cover for extra storage
- Durable 350gsm front cover with printed design and dark grey back cover
- Compact 6" x 8" size — portable and everyday-ready

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.