A cheeky, voice-of-the-crew tee for sci‑fi fans who say what everyone else is thinking. Lightweight but sturdy, this crew‑neck brings a vintage space‑bar vibe: imagine neon control panels, the hum of the engine, and that wry line—“beam me up, this place sucks”— worn like a banner. Short sentences. Crisp print. It sits comfortably on weekend boards, late‑night conventions, and impromptu watch parties. Wear it under a jacket on chilly meetups or alone when you want the joke to land loud and clear. The tone is equal parts sarcastic and affectionate — made for folks who collect star maps, quote episodes, and trade theories over coffee. Built to last through fandom marathons, the shirt keeps its shape and the design stays sharp, wash after wash.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium‑weight fabric (180 g/m²) with strong, smooth surface ideal for detailed prints
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit (no side seams) to prevent stretching and improve fit
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline to retain shape and deliver a timeless look
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main areas — crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear‑away label, OEKO‑TEX certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2‑year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat